Walkin’-the-plank good news fer Yalies! Pirates in Paradise
Avast mateys! Come get yer timbers shivered. But keep ye eyes on ye dubloons, ‘cause Yalies from the briny deep be collectin’ at Hundred Proof on the 27th day of Feb, it bein’ a Wednesday.
Fer 25 Dubloons, ye’ll be havin’ grub and Mory’s grog. The rest’ll be comin’ outa yer own booty.
We’re be passin’ out jolly roger doorags to the first 20 landlubbers signin’ up. And Feb Club glasses for all comers!!!
Old salts will be knowin’ ye’re asked to bring some hardy booty (canned foodstuffs) fer Feeding San Diego.